seedy:

you know those friends who try to one-up you on everything you say… chill…. all i said was it’s my dad’s birthday…. no need to tell me about that time your dad took you to the bahamas to swim with dolphins while you jet-skied into the sunset


 

"He liked her with long hair so she cut it short."

Word Story by P.P. (via bl-ossomed)

-dena-mari-:

bdsubmarie:

creepycutelittlegirl:

androgynyamorous:

want want WANT.

Lookitttt I want the foxy tail ^.^

God I need these.

Want all.


RIP Zosimos. I’m really going to miss you. I hope you’re in a better place now. #rip #Iloveyouandimsorry

RIP Zosimos. I’m really going to miss you. I hope you’re in a better place now. #rip #Iloveyouandimsorry



 

 

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers.


Reblog this and see what you get anon or not. 

  •  ♂ = i am a boy who has a crush on you
  •  ♀ = i am a girl who has a crush on you
  •  ✂ = just delete your tumblr already
  •  ✌ = you’re awesome
  •  ♡ = i love your blog
  •  ❁ = you’re beautiful
  •  ✓ = i hate you
  •  ☹ = you’re ugly
  •  ☀ = i want to have sex with you
  •  ♬ = i wish we were close
  •  ♧ = i wish we were friends in real life
  •  ☆ = i relate to a lot of the same things you go through
  •  ☮ = you inspire me
  •  just because i'm curious and bored.

skinnyniggaballin:

existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

Perfect

his face is so happy and perfect. Look at all the smiles.



@PatrickStump: Be your own spotlight. 

@PatrickStump: Be your own spotlight. 


 

That awkward bi moment 

thatawkwardbimoment:

when coming out feels like a never-ending story.

especially when people are like “well if you’re bi, why are you in a monogamous relationship with a dude?” oh idk probably because I like dick just as much as I like vaginas?


 
notlukewarm-lover:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

Brianne. Not Brianna. Two syllables. UGH.

Autumn.
not Audum.
not Odum
not even Amber (¿)
i hate everyone.

notlukewarm-lover:

elephantsandtoasters:

artwerksinc:

bloodyjacktheripper:

maxxxie74:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

FUCK YES

I always use the phrase, “Murdered seven different ways from Sunday”, when people try to pronounce my last name.

I have a fairly regular name: Daisy, but I live in France where everyone goes: Desiree? Dazie? Daghjdskgjc?

Brianne.
Not Brianna.
Two syllables.
UGH.

Autumn.

not Audum.

not Odum

not even Amber (¿)

i hate everyone.


morrasea:

constantly getting told you’re lazy and that you’re not trying hard enough when you’re trying your hardest is probably one of the most hurtful feelings ever  


hamishwatson:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bert-and-ernie-are-gay:

kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

Interviewer: Tell us about your relationship with Robert Downey Jr on set.
Jude Law: Oh, I love him. I love him.
Interviewer: Yeah? You had a bit of a bromance going on there.
Jude Law: What is this new term everyone is using?
Interviewer: Bromance?
Jude Law: Oh, it’s a horrible term. What about just a romance?
Interviewer: No, it’s not the same.
Jude Law: Why not? Why?
Interviewer: Cause then you’d have to star in a romantic comedy together or something.
Jude Law: We just have. Have you not seen it? [x]

Jude Law does not have time for any of that ‘No Homo’ bullshit…

FuCK JUDE LAW WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK



remember this for centuries

remember this for centuries


 
ommmgggg